Your name is CORVIN HENRY. You like being a NUTFUCK ONLINE, EATING ROCKS, and WEARING IRONIC T-SHIRTS.
Today is as meaningless as any other day. You can’t remember a single day this past month when you haven’t PROCRASTINATED. It’s like you’re some sort of PRINCE of wasting people’s TIME, or something.
What shall you avoid working on today, nimrod?==> (click this)